Monday, January 11, 2021

Podcast 51: 15 Rounds with Darth Manos


"So like, every movie that's in a major city in the 60s and 70s I feel like just by watching the movie I'm going to get an STD."

Andy's back to talk winning antagonists! By a miraculous coincidence the movies mean too much to us to contain within a mere three hours.
 
0:00 -- Intro (Andy Wilson welcome, Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye, J.R. Watches Star Trek for the first time)
17:52 -- Manos: The Hands of Fate
35:24 -- Rocky
1.24:13 -- The Empire Strikes Back
2.23:39 -- Awards and rankings
3.38:20 -- Future business
3.42:37 -- Outro and outtakes

Hey! Be sure to watch Total Recall, Minority Report, and The Adjustment Bureau for next time! 

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Hey! Hear Andy on Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye!

Hey! Hear the Unspooled episode about Rocky!

Hey! Hear "Victory" by P.Diddy!

Hey! Hear the Yours, Mine, & Theirs episode about Rocky IV!

Hey! Hear the theoretical Yours, Mine, & Theirs episode about theoretical Rocky V!

Hey! Hear Jon's The Empire Strikes Back full-length commentary!

Hey! Hear J.R. and Jon's Cobra full-length commentary!

Hey! Hear Safe Words Aloud (because I'm reading the Star Wars novelization)!

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Sunday, December 13, 2020

Podcast 50: Christmas So White

 




"They went to war and they saw it all and they also smoked 20 packs a day."

It's Christmas so we're talking all "theirs" Christmas movies (which are movies voted on by the "listeners"). Hey it's also the end of the year, so pay attention to the end where we summarize the podcast year along with YOUR voicemails! Oh and there's a bonus announcement toward the end that may be redacted in 2021!
 
0:00 -- Intro (Christmas plans, Disney stuff, Spider-Man stuff, American Utopia)
25:01 -- Meet Me in St. Louis
39:42 -- White Christmas
52:08 -- Santa with Muscles
1.04:08 -- Awards and rankings
1.33:35 -- Future business (with new semi-announcement!)
1.47:57 -- Year-end business
2.16:19 -- Outro and outtakes

Hey! Be sure to watch Manos: The Hands of Fate, Rocky, and The Empire Strikes Back for next time! 

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Saturday, November 21, 2020

Podcast 49: Casinzo Bravzo



"But Michel, I'm pretty sure he scatted in her sink, so..."

We now semi-grudgingly present the movies that made Zo! The world finally gets a glimpse into Zo's lunatic mind with three of his picks. Turns out it involves lots of people shooting each other.
 
0:00 -- Intro (new phone number) 
3:13 -- Viewer mail
6:02 -- Movie introductions
24:19 -- Rio Bravo
43:10 -- Breathless
1.01:09 -- Casino
1.33:51 -- Awards and rankings
2.03:52 -- Future business
2.09:58 -- Outro and outtakes

Hey! Be sure to watch Meet Me In St. Louis, White Christmas, and CSanta With Muscles for next time! 

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Sunday, November 8, 2020

Podcast 48: The One Where We Had To Watch Dream a Little Dream



"So, before he got eaten I thought well, he's gonna fall in the water and he'll survive and he'll come back. But then he got eaten. Like, completely eaten, and I thought, no way he's coming back! But then he did, so I was like, what?"

Oy what a week. In the meantime, perhaps we should have realized in advance that a category of 0% Tomatometer movies would bring us little else but heartache and pain. 

Oh! And also on the last podcast we said we were watching Baby Geniuses 2 for this one, but we couldn't find it anywhere so we watched that Michael Winslow movie instead.

0:00 -- Intro 
4:37 -- Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
26:08 -- Jaws: The Revenge
48:28 -- Dream a Little Dream
1.07:35 -- Awards and rankings
1.59:55 -- Future business
2.08:40 -- Outro and outtakes

Hey! Be sure to watch Breathless, Rio Bravo, and Casino for next time! 

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Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Podcast 47: Reslashed



"So the guys show up and, man, these guys are the worst."

The Yours, Mine, & Theirs 2020 scarefest CONCLUDES with a CONTINUATION of SLASHERS. Things go back to normal next month. OR WILL THEY?!

Btw, we implemented a 5-minute timer this time to prevent ourselves from overly long movie summaries. Meeehhhh it worked a little.

Stick around (IF YOU DARE) after the end theme music Roy and Jon draft their favorite Halloween playlist songs of the past 25 years! It may be extremely IRRELEVANT, yet FUN (ish)!

0:00 -- Intro 
7:26 -- Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
28:50 -- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
49:05 -- Slumber Party Massacre II
1.03:50 -- Awards and rankings
1.47:03 -- Future business mingled with awards and rankings
1.52:08 -- Horror hypotheticals
2.03:08 -- Outro and 25th Halloween playlist song draft

Hey! Be sure to watch Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, Jaws: The Revenge, and Dream a Little Dream for next time! Yes yes, we know we said Baby Geniuses 2 on the podcast, but we changed our minds on account that dumb baby movie is impossible to see.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Podcast 46: Found Feet



"We're recording this after the plague descended upon Mike Pence."

The Yours, Mine, & Theirs 2020 scarefest RETURNS with footage and their feet! Zo RETURNS. Our overblown talk at the beginning where we go over recent extra-curricular scary movie watchings RETURNS.

Stick around after the credits! Roy and Jon rank EVERY Halloween mixtape/CD/playlist and it's record-breaking! Seriously it's long. We go on longer than the podcast itself. Most filibusters are shorter.

0:00 -- Intro (house report, scary movie report)
23:10 -- [REC]
42:55 -- Lake Mungo
1.06:02 -- Hell House LLC
1.35:21 -- Awards and rankings
2.17:13 -- Spooky future business
2.23:39 -- Outro and eternal Halloween CD/playlist ranking
4.20:21 -- Actual end of the audio

Hey! The Halloween cramdown continues! Be sure to watch Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and Slumber Party Massacre II for next time!

Hey! Also watch The Blair Thumb I guess!

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Hey! Hear "Abaddon," the Roxy Music (starring Bryan Ferry) song!

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Saturday, October 3, 2020

Podcast 45: Conjughoul Visits




"Ghost in the kitchen. Demon in bed."

The Yours, Mine, & Theirs 2020 scarefest BEGINS with ghosts and their ghost stories! Zo's back to celebrate hard. Too hard maybe.

Stick around after the credits! We go over this year's Halloween mixtape/CD/playlist in great detail!

0:00 -- Intro (house report, scary movie report, kid trauma)
32:53 -- The Dead of Night
46:55 -- Ugetsu
1.02:34 -- Ouija: Origin of Evil
1.23:38 -- Awards and rankings
2.01:41 -- Spooky future business
2.04:55 -- Outro and 2020 Halloween CD/playlist revelation

Hey! The Halloween cramdown continues! Be sure to watch [REC], Lake Mungo, and Hell House LLC for next time!

Hey! Also watch The Blair Thumb I guess!

Hey! Hear the Patton Oswalt $5 routine!

Hey! See that one Squirrel Nut Zippers video!

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Podcast 159: Caroline Upon Line

”I’ve never been to the girls store before, okay?” Young Caroline joins up for her inaugural appearance. All the movies are about wacky fami...